This is Alisha.

Actress, model and long-time friend of mine, she came to me with a request to shoot pictures of her acting crew. They’re all headed on a cruise to perform a play! How cool is that?!

I do have a question though… If the ship tilts significantly to one side or the other, is it customary to shift the performance in the opposite direction to keep people from getting motion sick?

Hmm…

Anyway, onto the headshots of all the beautiful/handsome people. Everyone except Alisha was getting the star treatment, because… Uh…

Because all the actors are playing actors in the play.

Most. Redundant. Sentence. EVAR!!

But so, all the actors needed headshots to print out and actually use during the play, so what it means is that they needed to be in character for their headshots.

Jeremy plays Hugh Lockwood, Veronica Vicious’s lackey husband.

Mary plays Glo Star, the desperately untalented actress trying to reach the top of the food chain.

Tony plays Brent, director and host of the awards show.

Tonia plays Ravishing B. Yuety, the up-and-coming ingenue.

Heidi plays Veronica Vicious, the talented but mean actress.

And Alisha plays Sally White, Veronica’s stalker…

And here’s a few of Sally White’s stalking exploits involving the highly irritable Veronica Vicious: