…I am typing this blog post from behind a pristine, glorious, 30″ LCD monitor, courtesy of HP’s customer care department!
Finally, the broken monitor which was replaced by another broken monitor has now been replaced by a working monitor!
Now to figure out what to do with my old broken 19″ and the temporary but still functional 14″
So my screen is still broken, but now it’s new and it’s huge.
But’s it’s still FRIGGIN’ BROKEN!!
Awesome (30″ screen next to Heidi‘s 14″ temporary monitor):

NOT so friggin’ awesome!

There’s a thin yellow line running all the way down on the left side of the screen. Customer Care is going to be calling me within the next 2 business days. To do what, you ask? No clue. The person giving me the case number wouldn’t tell me.
My hope? They’ll send someone out to my house with a new screen.
Realistically? They’re probably sending someone out here to kill me and steal my defective screen.
There’s no thrill quite like murder and stealing broken equipment!